Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

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Hope this will get me out of the DOG HOUSE I mean DA BUNKER.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
>
> "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished

> to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control
> for a television set in her purse.
> "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> "No," she replied, "
> but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was

> the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
>
>
> UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
> (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>
> I know I'm not going to understand women.
> I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto
> your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of

> a spider.
>
>
> MARRIAGE SEMINAR
>
> While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and

> his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that
> husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
> He addressed the man,
> "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
> Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
> Pillsbury, isn't it?
> The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
>
>
> CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>
> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
> sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
> that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him

> down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag
> of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
> She says, confused,
> "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
> He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to
> the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
> tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much
> cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.
>
> (Of course . . I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!
> :-)
>
>
> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>
> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
> word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them

> wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
> goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
>
> WORDS
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a

> day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
> everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
>
>
> CREATION
>
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
> can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
> me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>
>
> WHO DOES WHAT
>
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> should brew the coffee each morning.
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
> first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
> around here and you should do it, because that is your
> job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
> is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
> that it indeed says..........
> "HEBREWS"

Tom Gator 851.

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