Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

Darwin Award ??

Flight,

I think this guy was most likely served divorce papers shortly after opeaning his mouth.

Tom Gator 851.

The young bride approached her new husband on their wedding night and
asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30
years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes
and other incidentals that she wanted.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state.

Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone
through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It
was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and they were
therefore ruined financially.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him stock certificates issued by their bank which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest
stockholders in the bank.

She explained that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had
sex, and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with the evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found
his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I
would have given you all my business!"