Sneaking out in the middle of the night to slash tires? If you're gonna do that, at least make it something worthwhile, you know, a bag of flaming dogshit, blow up their mailbox, something worth talking about.

I bet this is a real bunch of stand-up guys, huh? Kind of guys you'd give your back to in a foxhole? Or a Huey? I don't think so.

I can't wait to hear whatever they try for a defense. I guarantee you it'll be nonstop whining about "I didn't wanna doit, Joey made me doit, honest, I won't doit again, please, please gimme 'nother chance, c'mon, really????"

Then they'll all start rolling over on each other:

"All I did was drive, Mikey slashed the tires."

"Did not, well, only the front ones. I saw Joey slash the backs and the ones on the red truck."

"Did not, I did the blue truck, Eddie did the red truck and the green one, I saw him do it. And, and, I saw other stuff too-o-o..."

This is gonna be fun.