Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

MANUEL AND PEDRO

Flight,

Can you figure out which one is the GIF and which one is the GIB?

Tom Gator 851.

MANUEL AND PEDRO

>
>Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were
laid off, so they went to
>the unemployment office. When asked his
occupation, Manuel answered,
>"Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies'
cotton panties."
>
>The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it
classified as "unskilled"
>labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment
pay.
>
>Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter."
he replied. Since
>diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave
Pedro $600 a week.
>
>
>When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed
back into the office to
>find out why his friend and coworker was
collecting double his pay.
>
>The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are
unskilled and diesel fitters
>are skilled labor."
>
>"What skill?" yelled Manuel. "I sew da elastic
on da panties, Pedro puts
>dem over his head and says: 'Yeah, diesel
fitter.'"