I know this is gonna cause me some dammage but I feel a little frisky tonight.

Tom Gator 851.

ON THE LIFETIME CHANNEL:
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive could differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual
cycle.

For instance:
If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine
features; and if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a
man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt.