The best one I ever heard went something like this;

One-niner Charlie, this is Gator 606 requesting permission to crash on your pad, Over.

Gator 606 this is one-niner Charlie, please repete last transmission, Over

One-niner Charlie, I am about to crash on your pad at this time, thank you.

With that Mr. Hudkins placed his ship on that small pad just as he would have under power. The tone in his voice never changed. Regardless if he was taking fire or asking for a coke. I talked to Bob Legasey that night and he told me that during that entire time "Hud" had his cigarette in his mouth with about an inch and half ash hanging off the end.