Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

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Come on guys!!! Isn't time to bury the hatchet. Poor "old" Jane has suffered enough. She has dropped faster the Paris Hilton's panties from the American public's eyes. Once Ted Turned finally sobered up and tossed her old wrinkled butt out of Atlanta, Jane has been banished back to the land of make believe. Sitting in her humble shack in Beverly Hills, forced to buy her our tickets to baseball game and waiting for the call from Playboy to run a center section on has beens.

After all these years, she still acts like "A Cat on a hot tin roof" when asked about the war years. Try as she might, she still can't say she was wrong. It must be wonderful to be a brain cell floating around inside that gray matter she calls a brain.

To tell the truth, I enjoyed my tour in Vietnam. It was fun. Not knowing if it was going to be your last day on earth made things interesting. What was even better was coming home. Jane and her connies had this problem. They couldn't change things to their way of thinking so why not blame the one group which hated the war more then them. It was great to be called "Baby Killer". Being labeled a loser, out of control on drugs and booze gave me an excuse for the rest of my life. You should the look on people's faces when you invite them over to see your "ear" collection or go out to locate the best sniper towers in town.

To tell the truth, I never cut anybody's ear off. The only people I ever shot at were the one's shooting at me.Not once was I able to toss somebody out of my helicopter. From all the stories I heard, we didn't need to drop any bombs. With all the "Gooks" that we threw out of our ships there shouldn't have been any of them to fight. About the only war crime I committed was throwing condoms filled with paint on the market place in Pleiku. My only regret is that my aim wasn't the best at times. I did chalk up one ARVIN jeep. That might be the reason we had to paint the large tail nimbers on our ships.

I know in the past, I have said her movies sucked and that I wouldn't walk across the street to watch her slit her wrists but hey that was years ago. I can forgive and forget. I mean if somebody kicks you in the groin, the pain in time will go away. Of course you never forget the SOB that did the deed.

Forgive me for going on like this. I still need to get my morning fix of coffee. Anyway, I think it is time to bury the hatchet with our old friend Jane. Maybe right in the middle of her forehead as she is kneeling down in front of us as she tells each of us she is sorry. OH!!! Sorry the evil Ron said that not me.

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