You R absolutely right. He is free white and over 21. However, had this info leaked out before Sunday nite..he still may not have awakened Mon. a.m. from his peaceful chair in MY HOUSE...I could have suffered a true lapse in my sweet good nature, gone out and rolled that big Harley out of his truck and run it over with my Monster truck, or had my pistol accidentally go off, or just any number of unfortunate circumstances could have occurred. Women have their reasons that don't need explaining and you haven't learned everything Lorraine could teach you about women and their emotions. That's a GOOD thing. So, we will just let this pass, now, and return to your little male joke book. LOL Caroline