Subject: Fw: My extended family were Baptists.....I'm.........

Subject: Hymn #365... :-)
A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis, he said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis, he said: "If I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said: "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, with a smile, nearly laughing: "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile, life is too short not to!