: True. So- where's MY money?
: Grumpy
Mister Lumpkin, suh, I yam sorry to infoam you, suh, that any possible excess monies credited to yo-ah accounts, in excess of those monies necessary to pay (promptly) all Federal, State, and Local taxes, are hereby appropriated for the purpose of paying reparations to the po' simple folk disadvantaged by the brutal actions of yo' hegemonious forebears.
Send it all to me. I will see that it gets re-distributed to the proper, deserving, downtrodden folks whose ancestors were brutally victimized by yo' blood relative Lumpkin the Hun and his bloodthirsty hoards. Honest I will. This is a common procedure called the re-distribution of wealth, the details of which you do not need to concern yo'self with. Honest. Just send the money. Now. Before you forget.
Honest Bob
In Connecticut. Honest.