A man wanted to get
married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.

He gives each woman a
present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total
make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new
make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for

the man. She tells him
that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves
him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping
to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new
gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents
these

gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is
impressed.

The third invests the
money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She
gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because
she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was
impressed.

He thought for a long
time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her,
then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

There is more money being
spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

I lift one to all of our fallen brothers!

Enjoy carefully,,,,,,,,, Lynn