Got this from Mike Sheuerman, a Pink Panther Pilot.

An Army Chaplin decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to
his
Sunday sermon to a congregation of Troops in the Field.

At the beginning of the sermon four worms were placed into four
separate
jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Chaplin reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Chaplin asked the congregation - What can you learn from this
demonstration?

A Helicopter Pilot in the back quickly raised his hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

Don't you just love Helicopter Pilots????