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Re: SRV Boss visit- FOX News
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Now boys, just calm down. What better way to get even with them? Sell 'em all the stuff we got, get 'em just as screwed up as everybody else. C'mon.

F'rinstance, do you realize the untapped market for flannel dog beds there must be? I bet there's not a single flannel dog bed in the whole gawdforsaken country. Yet. Opportunity knocks, boys and girls.

How 'bout restaurants, for example? A chain of restaurants, say, Denny's? Hmmm. Maybe not Denny's. One hand: Denny's --- Other hand: Rancid fish guts, nuoc mam? Never mind, Denny's wouldn't stand a chance, they'd never go to Denny's if there was rancid fish guts available. Neither would I. Okay, never mind restaurants.

How about, say, California? Sell 'em the whole package, the state. Roads, bridges, buildings, people, the works. Everything. We wouldn't even have to separate it, pretty soon it's gonna break off on it's own in an earthquake. We just tell the Viets to come get it, tow it back across the Pacific, and park it against the old Vietnam then plug the sucker in. Bingo, new country, lights, gas stations, grocery stores, malls, Taco Bells, freeways, skateparks, the whole enchilada. They'd have to deal with several million people who decided halfway across the Pacific that they don't want to be ruled by real commies but, shucks, them North Viet-dudes dealt with that before, no problem. Just re-educate them left-coasters (it wouldn't take much) and put 'em to work making shoddy, defective consumer electronics to sell to the USA. Hell, it worked for Korea, didn't it?

This might work. I'm going to Nevada, right away, buy me some oceanfront property, maybe enough desert so's the gummint can pay me to dredge out a containerport. Or two.

R G Kilpatrick, President
Genuine Yankee Flannel Dog Bed Industries, LLDB (Limited Liablity Dog Beds)

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