Weird questions to ask ya! Have U given yer Doc some reason for alarm???????? I think I would answer, "yes" and list all kinds of things to really catch his/her attention. Nice old lady..yes..bazooka, grenades, shotgun, pistol, trunk of ammo., etc. Wish we got that on our questinairre. Sounds like fun for the day. Do U think they would dare put that on Mr. Taylor's or Mr. Weissinger's questionaire?? LOL Caroline