What kind of Deer story is that for hunters ???? If you're going to tell a story about Deer to hunters it should go like this:

"Had 5 deer outside my cabin this morning, eating the apples I put out at the end of the trail I cut leading out of the woods and into my yard. I shot two of them before the other 3 spooked (I'm telling ya, that spotlight holds'em like a magnet). Ran one down with my Ford (lost a headlight and front left fender). That's 3 out of 5 and I was still in my underwear. The other 2 will be back, I put more apples and a salt lick out before I called it a day. Anyway, Deer are hanging. Jerky will be done by Saturday, rest is going in the freezer for the winter.