Bob, I simply must correct your attempt at the Southern greeting.

: Y'all have a Merry Christmas now, heah?

: Bob K-

Properly stated it should end with, Ya heah! and it isn't a question.

Now iw this an attempt at yankee humor?

: (Anybody who wants to hear "Happy
: Holidays" instead of "Merry
: Christmas" from me can kiss my yankee
: ass.)

:

LOVYA ANYWAY,
Huey