: The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with
: the ostrich?"

: The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My
: second wish was for a tall chick with a big
: ass and long legs who agrees with everything
: I say."

Its a good thing he did not add Blond Hair to the list, would have wound up with a Doe Doe Bird.

Tom Gator 851.
"BUNKER BOUND"