Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 04 - 01/01/04 to 02/10/06

Thought Provoking

after reading this I need some Prozac.

Tom Gator 851.

10 thoughts to ponder for 2006

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
dies.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything,

but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America... but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.