Subject: Fw: Arkansas Surgeon

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they’d performed.
One said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."