Who said our Commander in Chief isn't smart.

Tom Gator 851.

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs... I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for
Senator John Kerry." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."