Tom Gator 851.

Bulletin from the Pentagon
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>The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
>fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
>Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
>Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
>given only the following facts about terrorists:
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>1. The season opened today.
>2. There is no limit.
>3. They taste just like chicken.
>4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
>5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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>We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday