Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 05 - 02/12/06 to 01/21/10

who, ... ME ??

this came from a blog..

You might be a "Gun Nut" if:

-when someone asks how many guns you have, you have to think about it for a minute

-the guns you took to the range cost more than your car

-you carry a different gun every day of the week

-whenever you can't decide which gun to get, you get both

-you take so many guns to the range and don't shoot half of them.

-you have an extra room in your house just for ammo and guns.

-your home page is set to a firearms related webpage.

-you count the number of bullets that people shoot in a movie and then scream a top of your lungs BULLSH**!!! when a guy using a revolver mows down a battalion of criminals without reloading.

-you know more about the Constitution than your lawyer does.

-your wife (OR hubby) leaves you and you don't mind. Your dog gets run over by a truck and you barely flinch. But you accidentally drop your favorite gun, IT gets scratched and you cry a river.

-if you have ever bought a gun that is identical to TWO you already own, because the first two are out-of-production, MINT, unfired, New-In-the-Box examples and you can't bring yourself to shoot them.

-if you regularly find guns around the house and in far corners of the safe that you have no memory of buying ... and such discoveries no longer surprise you.

-if your dog is "Dog" and your cat is "Cat," but each of your guns has a name. (Well, at least the guns you're closest to -- ya know, the ones you've bonded with.)

-when you say "Dang ! That is a sexy looking thing!", your wife (OR husband) knows you are not looking at another woman or other taboo item.

- if your AR, after installing all the new gadgets, now weighs more than a FN-FAL.

-if you have to have additional homeowner's insurance specifically for firearms.

-if the cops have ever called Homeland Security after pulling you over

-if you have ever carried more then two guns at once

-when someone needs an obscure magazine, they call you

-if you spend half an hour bitching about how the good guy in the movie killed 20 bad guys firing full-auto from the hip

-if your spend another half an hour explaining how the movie would have been over in 10 minutes if any of the bad guys victims had a gun

-if you regularly just sit and stare at your guns for a while, and the rest of your family doesn't find this strange

-if you felt a knot in your stomach when they showed on the news, US Soldiers destroying a cache of brand spanking new AK-74s .

-if you considered that the cheaply gold-plated HK MP-5 was reason enough to oust Hussein.

-If you do a complete breakdown of all your weapons just to stay in practice - "especially if you haven't made it to the range lately"

-if your nightstand is stacked with gun monthlies and firearm technical and reloading manuals.

need I say more? I can't, this time.
LUMPY

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