Tom, I wasn't going to touch this one, mostly because it's hard to respond when the tears are still streaming down my face and fear of not being welcome on Sunday. I'll save my own stupidity with electricity when I see you but this has to be one of the most entertaining reads I've seen in a long time and I applaud you for it. I have however, learned from my own dog to always trust her eyes and your own dogs licking is just letting you know that it still has a pair. LOL -- shaky