Guys,

I've been kicking around an idea for a while now, maybe it's time to expand it a little and implement.... It started out as an idea to just buy up a ton of property and build houses for Veterans and their families. Start a Veteran run municipal gov't, Veteran run Police force, fire department etc.

Now I'm thinking it could be better than that..... What do you all say to buying up a 1000 acres somewhere, but ensure that it is in a state that allows the legal shooting of unlawful trespassers. This would be Step #1.

Step #2: We build ourselves a little town of just Veterans. Start a post office, build a town hall, elect a mayor, pass a ton of town laws and ordinances that serve our purpose.

Step #3: Fence off the entire area and post NO TRESPASSING signs at 10 foot intervals around the entire perimeter, uh, I mean town line....

Step #4: Create a single entrance to the town, one road in, that we'll affectionately refer to as the "kill zone".

Step #5: Take those 3 cartoons that caused such an uproar a month ago, blow them up into billboards and post them 50 yards just inside the kill zone, er uh, the "entrance" to town.... sort of an unofficial "Welcome to Our Town" sign...

Step #6: Sell lots of beer and tickets to the deer stands that we will erect 100 yards to the left and right of the billboards...

Step #7: Throw a party when Websters agrees to enter a new word into their dictionary: "Vetracide: the act of being a Muslim inside the city limits of a Veteran run town".

I'm in for $100,000... who's with me ?