Camp Holloway Discussion Forum Archive 05 - 02/12/06 to 01/21/10

Snoring

Some retired military men got together and went to a retreat in the mountains.

To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first, a Marine, slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "That Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different soldiers's turn, a retired Army helicopter pilot. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a former Army helicopter crew chief, a man's man who once held a machinegun in one hand. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed, then I went and tucked Daryl in and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

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