Flight,

With the beginning of the new year I thought a few words of wisdom would be in order.

Tom Gator 851.

.A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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>> Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>> .I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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>> .A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>> .Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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>> .Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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>> .A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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>> .When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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>> .Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
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>> .Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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>> .When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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>> .A backwards poet writes inverse.
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>> .If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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>> .When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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>> .The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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>> .A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
>> Blownapart.
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>> .You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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>> .A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
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>> .A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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>> .He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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>> .Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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>> .Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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>> .Acupuncture is a jab well done.