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Re: Breaking News For The Kilpatrick Clan In Detro

: This just in: Bob's long lost cousin, Kwame
: Kilpatrick, Mayor of Detroit, has pleaded
: guilty to numerous felony counts, will serve
: jail time, lose his law license, lose his
: pension, pay resitution to the city to the
: tune of $1,000,000, and much much more.
: He was guilty of being a thug, cheating on his
: wife, screwing the city out of $8 million,
: and numerous other transgressions. We are
: deeply sadden for Bob and his family.
: The Boys From Detroit: George, Pat Kelly, and
: Dave The Cop

Whew. Slap on the wrist, thank goodness. I bet due to good behavior pre-trial. The family here back east were all worried that the authorities might get tough on him just because of his name, you know?

Anyhow, isn't that a Kilpatrick for you? We just don't seem to do things halfway.

Sounds to me like he pled out to a couple of lesser offenses to save the good citizens of the City of Detroit the expense of a long, drawn-out trial. Again, typical Kilpatrick, always putting others first.

I can remember Mom talking when I was a kid about what a scamp cousin Kwame was. I guess she knew what she was talking about.

Lemme know if they print a forwarding address for ol' Kwame, will you George? I'd like to send him a phone card or a carrot cake or something; we haven't caught up with one another in years.

Thanks,
Kwame's Long-lost Cousin Bob

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