The Commanding Officer of a Squadron of the U. S. Air Force was about
to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Flight Commanders.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided
to pose a question to all those assembled. He explained that his wife
had been quite frisky the night before and that he had failed to get
his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how
much of sex was work and how much of it was pleasure’. The Executive
Officer responded that it is 75% work and 25% pleasure. One of the
Captains said it was 50% - 50%. The Colonel's Aide, a Lieutenant,
responded that it is 25% work and 75% pleasure, depending on his state
of inebriation at the time. There was no consensus so the Colonel
turned to the young Airman who was in charge of making the coffee. The
Colonel asked him for his opinion. With no hesitation the young
Airman said: Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure. The Colonel was quite
surprised with the answer and asked the young Airman to explain
himself. Well, Sir, began the Airman, if there was any work involved,
the officers would have me doing it for them. The room20fell eerily
silent!!