: THE BIG QUESTION: She asks, "Does this
: dress make me look fat?"
: You hesitate in responding.....-10
: You reply, "Where?".....-35
: You reply, "No, I think it's your
: ass"......- 100
: Any other response.....-20

And the "reality response"....

"Honey, it's not the dress that makes you look fat... it's the fat that makes you look fat.."

- Points don't matter at this point because you stopped playing the games years ago....