: I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is
: important!
: Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail
: list!

: If someone comes to your front door saying they
: are conducting a survey and asks you to take
: your clothes off, do not do it!

: This is a scam; they only want to see you
: naked.
: I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so
: stupid and cheap now

Darn, Bob, I wish I'd known that. It happens to me all the time. Except in my case, they beg me to put something on.