: Mark, between us (nobody else will tell you
: this), keep in mind that while the Victorian
: INN is probably the finest accomodation
: south of the Mason-Dixon Line, all guests
: are required by the hosts to consume an
: entire medium-rare COW at dinner on the
: first night. And wash it down with a baked
: potato roughly the size of a regulation NFL
: football.

: I don't doubt you can handle the challenge,
: just be prepared. Beef up the springs on
: that Road King. Huh huh.

: Bob

You might want to go on a cholesterol free diet for about two weeks before heading South. We specialize in COW sized Porterhouse.

Tom Gator 851.