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Kerry?????

Flight I know this is not fact but is is an interesting point of view.

Tom Gator 851.

Subject: The Saint

On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., Senator John Kerry's
campaign manager visited the cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He
told the cardinal that John Kerry would be attending the next day's
sermon, and he asked if the cardinal would kindly point out Kerry to the
congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kerry a
saint.

The cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are
issues of conflict with the Catholic church over certain of Kerry's
views."

Kerry's manager then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a
donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation
you see Kerry as a saint."

The cardinal thought about it and said, "Well the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Kerry's manager promised, Senator Kerry appeared for the Sunday
sermon and seated himself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.
And during the sermon, as promised, the cardinal pointed out that
Senator Kerry was present.

Then the cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Senator
Kerry's presence was probably an honor to some, he is not my favorite
person. Some of his views are contrary to those of the church, and he
tends to flip-flop on many other views. I could never again trust the
man after he turned on his buddies in Viet Nam. He also has a
reputation for shirking his senatorial obligations both here, in
Washington, and in Massachusetts. He simply isn't to be trusted."

The cardinal completed his view of Kerry with, "But, when compared to
Senator Ted Kennedy, Senator Kerry is a saint."

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