Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

> He asked for help and she could see why.
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> Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on,
> she had worked up a sweat.
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> She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough,
> they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
> together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.
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> He then announced, "These aren't my boots."
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> She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to
> help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots.
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> My Mom made me wear 'em."
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> Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle
> the boots on his feet again.
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> Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
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> He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
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> She will be eligible for parole in three years.
Texas.