THE NEW GOVERNMENT SEAL..

Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from An Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance..

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.