MB,

I believe that A.J. just may have been a teeny bit
younger than you! (Chuckle!)

Anywho, there was this Taxidermist from Minnesota that went to Arkansas for a vacation. The first night he went into this Arkansas redneck bar in which all the guys were standing around drinking their beer. He walked up to the bar and the bartender asked what would he like? He said he would like a glass of white wine. The guy next to him asked what?! And he repeated that he would
like a glass of white wine. All heads in the bar turned to look at him and the guy next to him asked him where he was from. he responded that he
was from Minnesota. The guy asked him what he did for a living, and he responded that he was a Taxidermist. The guy got a funny look on his face
and asked what was a Taxi.... whatever. He looked
at the guy and said he mounted animals for a living. The next to him raised his hands, stepped
back from the bar and said it's okay fellers. He's one of us.

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