Just as I thought! Plenty of willing and ready forces. I have forged and sent to Uncle Sam all of your necessary paperwork. Your orders should come through any day now.

The head of the VA and the President thought it was a splendid idea...It will clear out their mental patient clinics, etc. with one swoop. It will also aid the nation's deficit by letting all the older vets pay for their own psyc. meds. This, alone will save the gov't a bundle.

All Harley riders will be allowed to take their own transportation. Dune bikes, etc. will also be welcomed because they're a little short of trucks. Bob will be allowed to take all his gizmos and everyone can bring their own fighting tools, protection, etc.

This time, they're also letting all women over 50 go, too. Someone's gotta pick you guys up if you stumble and fall on the way to the outhouse, cook your food, wash yer clothes,and generally, keep you ticking. We will have none of this local cleaning or bar girl stuff!
Last time war took all our age men, so it's our time to get even. Further, this age of women still know how to wield frying pans, butcher knives and rolling pins with ferocity. Any mother protecting her son, is worse than dealing with 30 wild tigers. We'll take care of all those younguns out there.
Should any of the older 50 gang be a little slow on the draw, we can prance around and pull a Britney Spears or Janice Jackson which should leave em laughing so hard and rolling on the ground that you will have plenty of time to get your glasses on, take aim, and shoot em.
See ya soon... Caroline