Dear Sis, the odd thing is that we would go in a heartbeat but we would have to be able to make our own rules of engagement. 1. All of Iraq and the occasional FOB are free fire zones. 2. All helicopters must be equipted with the latest stereo equiptment, especially playing lots of CCR. 3. Free dental when it is over! 4. All CNN and Turner correspondants will be imbedded with the Iraquis, see rule #1. 4. One dead Iraqui, one free beer. One dead correspondant, one case of beer. 5. Free Viagra and Depends, free fiber as I can't stand figs. 6. Daily USO shows. Gonna miss the Hopester here! 7. All POW's, as if there were going to be any, will be fed pigs in a blanket! 8. All crew seats will be armor plated Strataloungers with attached remotes. 9. Only mini guns for the doors as M60's won't get the beer fast enough. 10. All meals will be catered, absolutely no canned Ham and MF's! 11. Can't think of any more at the moment but I am sure you guys can come up with more. T. Palmer