Did everyone decide to come out of the closet all at once or what? Carl declares to the world he is almost 54 and a Gemini. Being 54 isn't a bad thing but the Gemini part maybe a problem. If I can remember right that means twins. For some reason the thought of another Carl out there on the loose is a little frightening.

Baby Huey has declared that he no long wishes to be called sir. Well my friend we have all reached the age where we no longer have a choice in the matter. The AARP cards have arrived and the most important shopping day is now Tuesday at Wal-Mart for the discount minded. We are all called sir whether we deserve it or not.

Bob is an ass. Wait a minute we already knew that.

Papasan has a craving for LRRP rations and has the need to travel lite. Tom if you really want to travel lite eat at McDonald's on your way to Texas and by the time you get there your system will be well flushed and you'll be ready for something really good like C-Rations.

Lumpy and Mary Beth have red hair. Having any color hair is good. Having hair is good. I'm not taking this any farther.

Bob is an ass. Oh sorry. We covered this.

We have a new sister on the site. Welcome Caroline. How you would be able to follow this mess and not say a word is unbelieviable. This place gets like a Oliver Stone movie at times. We are being chased by a tornado while we are trying to "Nuke" the DAV as we are doing out grocery shopping.

I best be going because I know the rest of the crew is ready to jump all over my stuff. It must be the weather to bring this all to a head. By the way, did you guys know that somebody is an ass?