would that I coulda. I gar-awn-tee they'd never come back after hearing a flying ashtray sizzle by.

Out there, Dave, you can do that, with all that acreage. The 28 isn't mine (dawgonnit).

county ordinance prohibits discharge of a firearm (EVEN bb, pellet, cork-popgun, bow, crossbow, etc.) within 500 feet of an occupied dwelling or paved roadway, although a clearly justified discharge is a different matter.

Hell, if I THINK I'm justified, off she goes!
Otra vez !!