: Now BT,

: Youse knows thats I usta live in Southeast TX,
: an I livd ther for mor than 20 yeas. Coonass
: ok, maybee som but Arkansan, I ain't got
: ther yet.

: Go chek hes words they was a statement not a
: questin, so's Ya Heah is proper.

Uh-ohh. Truh-bull.

I apologize, I triggered the "coonass" reaction. Get ready, now we gonna heah a standard package of classic coonass Christmas yarns.

I sure hope somebody writes 'em down.

Doc