Pretty close Tom..

"Looks like he wants elbow room " - NEED elbow room. Also would like to have a small strip for an ultralight.. Also need space for barn/warehouse for business...

"He likes to be around water" - Gotta have a place to fish with the son...

"He must live with a few people; 4+ bedrooms" - Got a wife and son and need room for an office and guest bedroom.

"Has at least 2 vehicles" - Have three, selling one as we speak..

"Definitely anti-social" - I use to be social, it made me anti social..

"Obviously has no clue what it's like to mow the lawn in Texas in July!!" - You can grow grass in Texas ? No grass was one of the reasons to move there...

I'm looking for cheap, tired of paying a huge mortgage and property taxes...