You boys will enjoy this, speaking of Tejas...

"Wheel of Fortune." Last night on the teevee. My father-in-law (96) comes across the street every night for dinner, must watch that show with his cocktail, so I must watch.

Texas boy is one player of the three, when he introduces hizzsef, says he likes to hunt. Hairdo'd host axes the boy, "What do you like to hunt for...?"

Texas boy looks back at hairdo's yankee ass and sez, "The meat."